This Life Is A Trip When You're Psycho In Love: I want a dude who:
- owns a leather jacket
- has a job
- has a car
- will give me back scratches/massages
- has an equal love for Mary Jane
- isn’t overly clingy
- will text me morning through night
- (college education is a plus)
- has manners
- has respect for himself and everyone around him
- puts his family first
- will…
